Speak with Conviction

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

allyson-wonderlnd:

silentlydrawn:

leepaced:

if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long

it’s so true it hurts my heart

(Source: breadmayne)

rneerkat:

pro tip: if somebody is angry at you, start crawling on the ground and lick their feet. if you can convince them that you turned into a puppy they will stop being mad at you. it is impossible to be angry at puppies

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

flooorentina:

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

I’m right here.

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid)

monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

(Source: drarna)

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

(Source: hippiesispunkz)